40 secrets about yourself. Be honest.

1. Have you ever been asked out?
No, but someone on the internet did randomly propose to me once.
It was hilarious. He was my boyfriend for a little while. After we broke up
we remained friends for quite a while. He's been "married" on the internet
several times since and has many ladyfans.
He's the "good ex".

2. Where was your default picture taken?
Deviant ID: Don't have one yet.
Webcam: In my room, with my webcam.

3. What is your dog's name?
DINNER.
J/K We don't have a dog.

4. Do you like anyone?

I occasionally have a crush on a real person but something usually comes up to gum
up works (romantically... It's a bad idea to get involved with someone whose religious
or political views are too different from yours).

5. Does your crush like you back?
Not in the way you probably mean.

6. What do you want but can't have?
Lot's of stuff.

7. What color underwear are you wearing?
Brown, you perv.

8. What color shirt are you wearing?
Ummm... Periwinkle?

9. Who is in your bed right now?
My pillow.

10. If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
There are several things I'd love to change. But the one thing I'll tell you
is, "I wish I had dumped with my 'bad ex' the moment he told me why he
turned off the PMs at his cruddy old forum."
See, I had invited a friend from NSider to his forum so we could all chit-chat at my bad
ex's crummy forum. That friend, like most of my buddy's back then, is a guy. When he
introduced himself he mentioned that he was a friend of mine. Soon afterwards my crazy
ex turned off the PMs. When he made the announcement he refused to say why he turned
them off and my friend mysteriously disappeared from that forum.
My bad ex told me why he turned them off later in an E-mail... Basically, he thought I was
cheating on him with that guy even though he had no reason what-so-ever to think that I
was (and he never did get one... At least not one a SANE person could find!!!)! D:<
Ugh, I was waaaaay too nice and forgiving back then.
I hope I never get involved with such a possessive, delusionally jealous jerk ever again!

11. If you must be an animal for one day what would you be?
Probably some kind of cat.

12. Ever had a near death experience?
I got pretty close to choking on the thick, rubbery mucus
in my throat while sick a few times but that's all I remember.

13. Something you do all the time?
THINK.
Seriously, I never stop.
Whenever I try, something really weird and random (and sometimes disturbing) pops in my head.
The first time I tried to stop thinking (that I can remember) resulted in the mental image of
Ganondorf frenching a dog... Yes, "WTF?!" and no, I don't know where it came from. o____o

14. How many friends do you have right now?
I honestly don't know.

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?


16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Mohammed Hammad?
If you don't want to count the year, here's an entire list--> [link]

17. When was the last time you cried?
I don't remember. It was within the last few days, I think.

18. Ever kissed the last person you texted?
I don't text.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Maybe telekinesis so I could raise all of my stuff and furniture off the floor when I vacuum.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Whatever's eye-level at the time, I guess.
When people talk to me I always try to find their face so I can look them in the eye.

21. What do you usually order from McDonld's?
Double Cheeseburger (Plain) with a medium fry and sweet tea.

22. What's your biggest secret?
My biggest secret is none of your business.

23. Favorite colors?
To wear: Black & white (in stripes!!! 8D). Sometimes I wear certain shades of blue (slate blue or
navy), red (stammel or claret), or green (like olive, olive drab, or darker versions of these colors).
Plain ol' favorites: ... I'm not sure...
EDIT: I forgot to mention that I like wearing purple too!
I look so pretty in it! X3

24. Have you ever broken a promise?
Yeah, probably. :/

25. Do you still watch kiddie movies or tv shows?
Only the good stuff.

26. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Waters.

27. What's your favorite smell?
I don't know... But AXE/LYNX and Head & Shoulders produce some really glompable smells.

28. Describe your life in one word.
I REFUSE!

29. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
It's likely that I won't be.

30. Is anything bothering you?
Yes, my nose... >____<

31. Have you ever kissed in the rain?
No, but I dreamed that Ganondorf and I kissed in the snow(fall) once.

32. What are you thinking about right now?
WHY DO I KEEP SMELLING SOME RANDOM CHICKEN & RICE DISH?! D:<
Why does that bit of belly-button lint look like a popcorn kernel...?
OK, I need to get around to finishing that "Uke vs Seme" meme I'm filling for the lulz.
Also, I need to get started on writing that Lupus x Luna smut fic I imagined a while
earlier before I started taking this thing... Seriously, I need to finish that meme.
"Luthon" is so lulzy... Hey, Luthon would make a good name... I feel silly for not reading
the description of that stamp I faved before faving it... I wish I had before I made that
random King's Quest reference... I hope no one minds...

*thinks about the details of that Lupus x Luna smut fic*
I'm going to stop writing my thoughts riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now!
*stops*
There!
Wait! I haven't stopped! AUGH!!!
*stops*
OK, now... Really!

33. What should you be doing right now?
Writing that Lupus x Luna smut fic I was thinking about.
Aren't you paying attention?

34. Who was the last person that made you angry?
My dad.

35. Why are you doing this?
I was bored or something-- I don't know.

36. If you could have any last name, what would it be?
I'm fine with my current one for now.
But getting a surname that starts with a "g", "m", or "t" would be funny.
HAG... HAM... HAT...

37. Is your room clean?
Psh, no.

38. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two. One for my head and one for hugging.

39. What is your natural hair color?
Medium golden brown or something like that.

40. Is the person you like at the moment hot?
Ganondorf and Thrall are pretty hot...




OK, journal meme's done.

Luthon... I should do that M-Preg meme I've been meaning to do (except with the lulzy pairing
I'm using in the Uke vs Seme meme instead of Carodorf) and have them name the kid Luthon!










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Concerning the "If you ever use-- this character, you must
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